I have the great inbred mother-uncle of all headaches. I blame the Steam Summer Camp Sale for subjecting me to the agony of indecision. And also repeatedly attacking the wall with my head, but I won’t go into that here.
Meanwhile, I’d tell you about all the fun I’ve been having with Celestial Mechanica, but I’d be lying because I haven’t been playing it. Because I have a headache. Doesn’t anybody pay attention these days?
Furthermore, not a single motherly stranger has offered me morphine. It’s a shocking sign of the depths to which our race has degenerated.
Bother me no more! Go buy cheap games on Steam.