Dungeons of Dredmor 2011-07-26 11-12-07-60

I told you I’d be back with a thought expansion on the topic of Dungeons of Dredmor. I just didn’t tell you I’d be posting those bigger, better thoughts on G3AR. But it’s true, and I just did.

It’s a beastly, beastly game, and I love loathe love it to the very depths of its foul, slick soul. I just hate all diggles and spit on their impotent shadows. Gaslamp Games, you made trouble for yourself when you invented diggles. How many death threats do you get per diem, on average? I can assure you that at least more than half of them are not from me.

Right then, glad to have got that off my chest. I think I’ll just give Dred one mor go.

Cthulhu Saves the World ScreenshotI have subjected the readers of G3AR to some more judgmental thoughts, this time about Cthulhu Saves the World. Some of these thoughts are kindly, but not in the same way that elderly women who want to feed the world are kindly. They’re the more selfish kind of kindly and are entirely involved with my enjoyment and satisfaction.

The other thoughts are less kindly, but not in the same way that elderly women who wear gas masks and dress in crotchless vinyl are less kindly. They’re the more bored kind of less kindly. Continue reading

Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition screenshot

I’ve post a review detailing the boisterous antics in Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition over at PC Format’s newish G3AR website.

It’s a game filled with ruffians! They can’t bloody well go for a minute without pulling an ultra combo on pets and passersby. But it’s a good game. A mighty game! And I suck at it.

But maybe you wont. See for yourself.