Cthulhu Saves the World

Cthulhu Saves the World ScreenshotI have subjected the readers of G3AR to some more judgmental thoughts, this time about Cthulhu Saves the World. Some of these thoughts are kindly, but not in the same way that elderly women who want to feed the world are kindly. They’re the more selfish kind of kindly and are entirely involved with my enjoyment and satisfaction.

The other thoughts are less kindly, but not in the same way that elderly women who wear gas masks and dress in crotchless vinyl are less kindly. They’re the more bored kind of less kindly. Continue reading

Cthulhu celebrates.

Fantastic news! PC sales of Zeboyd Games‘ Cthulhu Saves the World and Breath of Death VII have brutalised the Xbox figures, with Steam sales topping the console’s year-plus exclusivity of all things Zeboyd in just six days. Six days! I want to run into the streets and tell strangers, but I would probably drool and alarm the elderly.

Indie developers, take note would you? PC gamers want to buy you drinks and handcuff you to the bed. Let’s be done with this console-comes-first silliness, shall we?

I found this little bundle of smugness over at Gamasutra. Thanks, Gamasutra!